A gaggle
of reporters jockeyed for position around her
chair, eagerly awaiting the annual State of
Danica address. Maybe she would provide an
endorsement in the presidential race. Or come up
with a solution for those high gas prices. Or
let us in on how she maintains a figure that
graced the pages of the Sports Illustrated
swimsuit edition, muscling into supermodel
territory.
If one
wanted to talk with pole-sitter Scott Dixon,
step right up. It was just as easy getting an
audience with past Indianapolis 500 winners
Helio Castroneves and Dan Wheldon. More than a
few of the 33 starters in Sunday's race sat
alone in their chairs, probably wondering why
they bothered to show up for their mandated
media appearance.
Welcome to the Danica 500.
Much
like Tiger Woods in golf or Mike Tyson in his
boxing prime, Patrick is a sporting figure who
casts a full-time eclipse over her rivals.
It
doesn't matter if they win more races, claim
more championships or prove themselves more
talented. Danica Inc. is an unstoppable force,
carrying a still-struggling sport on her
5-foot-2, 100-pound frame, straddling the line
between sexuality and athleticism to create a
brand that has something for everyone: little
girls who dream of becoming racers themselves,
moms who see her as a worthy role model,
middle-aged men who know of little more than her
racy photos.
"She's
one of the hottest commodities in the country
right now, and not just in motor sports," said
Marty Reid, who'll call the race for ABC.
"Everybody wants to know what's going to happen
with her."
Patrick's first career victory, in Japan last
month, ratcheted up the hype even more. She's
more than just a pretty face. She's also a
pretty good driver.
"I
didn't want her to become someone like Anna
Kournikova," said Wheldon, referring to the
retired tennis player who dominated the Internet
with her stunning looks but never won a
tournament. "I like that about Danica. She was
able to go out there and drive to a win."
Not
that Patrick has ever shied away from showing
her off-the-track attributes. Before she even
made it to IndyCar, she posed in a men's
magazine wearing little more than a bra and
panties. She gained more exposure (so to speak)
by donning a little white bikini for SI's
swimsuit issue. She also did a highly
provocative ad that was teased during this
year's Super Bowl broadcast but only appeared in
full on the Internet.
The
26-year-old Patrick doesn't worry about
offending, and it's hard to argue with all the
fame and fortune it has brought her.
"She
is, by a big chunk, the highest-earning driver
in Indy cars. By a big chunk," said
racer-turned-broadcaster Eddie Cheever. "Do you
think she's wrong for doing all that? I don't.
Good for her."
Just
look where Patrick is in relation to another of
the three women who will take the green flag
Sunday.
Sarah
Fisher was poised to be the first big female
star in racing when she came along while still
in her teens. But she's always driven for weaker
teams and had to scrape together her own
operation for this year's 500, finally landing a
sponsor just three days before the race.
"At
least I'm not going to have to live in a box,"
Fisher lamented. "I shouldn't lose my house over
this."
Why
did Patrick become a pitchman's dream and land a
ride with Andretti Green Racing, one of
IndyCar's strongest teams, while Fisher
struggled just to find enough money to race?
There
are obvious differences in their backgrounds.
Most notably, Patrick landed a financial backer
in her teens, allowing her to go off to Europe
for a career-boosting apprenticeship. She's
clearly a more versatile driver than Fisher, who
came up through the U.S. sprint car ranks with
little road racing experience.
There
are other contrasts, as well. Long before Danica
mania, Fisher was selling herself as a wholesome
Midwesterner, aligning herself with the Girl
Scouts and reading books to schoolchildren.
Contrast that with Patrick, perched
provocatively over the grill of a car while
wearing red leather boots -- and little else.
Here's
a news flash: Sex sells.
"We
have different brands," Fisher said. "My brand
is not as publicized as the other brand. I
wanted to do girl-next-door type of stuff. But,
if she's comfortable with it, that's her brand."
Patrick makes no apologies for, at the very
least, stretching the boundaries of good taste.
"Oh,
no, I've never done anything I didn't feel very
good about," she said. "Those things that push
the limit a little bit more, those are things we
talk about, as a group, as a family, as a
business. But I don't ever do anything I'm
uncomfortable with.
"I
love doing stuff outside the car that gets
across my femininity, that makes women look
beautiful," Patrick continued. "To me, that's
fun. I'm a very feminine person. I remember when
I was a kid. Me, my sister and another girl
would play, like, beauty shop. I guess that's
what we called it. We would do each other's hair
and makeup and take pictures. That's pretty much
a photo shoot. I enjoyed doing that even when I
wasn't getting anything out of it but a wad of
pictures afterward."
She's
getting a lot more these days. Although IndyCar
is on the upswing after merging with a rival
series, there are still plenty of cars longing
for stable sponsorship. Not Patrick, whose
blue-and-black car is covered in advertising.
"All
this stuff enhances the Danica brand," she said,
sounding very much like a marketing professor.
"Sure, it doesn't appeal to everyone. That's
fine. But authenticity is the most important
thing."
Authentic is a rather odd word choice. Surely no
one believes Patrick normally goes to the beach
with her racing gear (she took along her helmet,
firesuit and gloves to the SI bikini
shoot). But perhaps she's referring to her
willingness to do just about anything to enhance
the Danica brand. She is authentic in her
passion for that pursuit.
Just
ask Bobby Rahal, who took a chance on Patrick in
2005. After only one season with the second-tier
team, she bolted for a better deal with Andretti
Green, one of the series' most successful,
well-funded operations.
"She's
ruthless," Cheever said, his tone reflecting
admiration more than condemnation. "She left the
team that brought her here. That was a big thing
because she went to a team with better
equipment."
As for
her driving skills, everyone concedes Patrick
has improved steadily during her four years in
the IndyCar series, though it's clear she'll
never win everyone over. Some columnists and
bloggers quickly seized on the fact that her
victory in Japan was largely due to fuel
strategy, though they blatantly failed to credit
her for nursing better mileage out of her car in
the waning laps.
Teammate Tony Kanaan said Patrick was eager to
learn when she got to Andretti Green.
"She
got the help she needed instead of just putting
her in the car and letting her drive," Kanaan
said. "I personally helped her with some things.
She has talent, there's no doubt about it. It's
just a matter of experience. She would be
setting up the car in a way she thought was
right. But I would say to her, 'Why don't you
look at it this other way?"'
Look
what happened at Indy. Patrick qualified fifth,
putting her in the middle of the second row --
ahead of her three teammates. Kanaan will start
sixth, Marco Andretti seventh and Hideki Mutoh
ninth.
"When
you're on a team, the first thing they do is
measure you against your teammates," Cheever
said. "I'd say she's doing pretty good."
She's
doing pretty good outside the car, as well.
Although the hoopla that accompanied her
fourth-place finish as a rookie was a bit
overwhelming, Patrick was ready for it this
year.
She
knew she'd be the center of attention after her
victory in Japan, and she's done everything she
can to capitalize. If that means getting up at
the crack of dawn to labor through two hours of
TV interviews, patiently answering the same
questions over and over again, bring it on.
"For
me, it's an opportunity you just can't pass up,"
Patrick said. "Of course, we do say no a lot. I
can't do everything. But you do have to do a lot
of stuff for yourself and your brand, and also
for your sponsors. I've been fortunate to be
exposed to this side of things since I was 13 or
14 years old. This isn't weird to me. It is not
nerve-racking."
It
does leave her drained at times, which explains
why Patrick is a bit of a homebody when she does
come across those rare moments that are all
hers. But she's not about to pass up a chance to
expose another potential fan -- a.k.a another
potential customer -- to Danica Inc.
Just
don't try to trip her up with a query about
politics, or ask her to take a stand on some
explosive social issue. Taking a cue from Woods,
Patrick has decided it's best to shy away from
subjects that might offend someone in her fan
base.
"I
have my own personal thoughts on some things.
Some stuff, I don't really follow," she said. "I
don't think there's any advantage whatsoever to
talking about politics unless you feel so
strongly about it and want to support it.
Otherwise, you're just going to alienate a
certain group of people."
So,
while Fisher was endorsing Hillary Clinton
before the recent Indiana primary, Patrick had
other things on her agenda.
"I
didn't follow politics ever," she conceded. "It
was the only class in school I really almost
didn't pass, the government side of things. I
don't understand the branches and whatever. I
was never interested in it. I do think I'm more
interested now because the candidates are doing
things for the younger generation, like going on
'Saturday Night Live' and stuff."
Patrick's fellow drivers have accepted she's
always going to be the star of the show. They
got their first sampling of it in '05, when she
gobbled up the headlines even though someone
else crossed the line first. (Quick, name the
winner that year. Give up? It was Wheldon.)
"I
really disagreed with it the first year," Kanaan
said. "She finished fourth and got all the
attention instead of Dan. Come on, he won the
500 from the 16th starting position."
No
one's complaining now, at least not publicly.
Just as Woods has made everyone on the PGA Tour
a bit richer, Patrick is doing the same thing
for IndyCar.
"Her
popularity has helped to grow the sport,"
Wheldon said. "We would not be as strong without
her."
Lady,
start your engine.
You'll
have 32 others along for the ride.